In honor of halloween, please enjoy these three spooooooooooooooky ghost stories.
“The Ghost of the Trudge”
In the town of Fife-Moylan, there is a sector of town known to the locals as The Trudge. And every year on halloween night, they say that The Ghost of the Trudge comes to The Trudge and eats swedish meatballs while building himself a nice, sturdy fireplace. Our story begins at 6 p.m. on halloween night, with a lad by the name of P. Morse Melonbells taking a stroll through The Trudge…
It was halloween, and P. Morse Melonbells was strolling through The Trudge, when suddenly he saw… The Ghost of the Trudge! Sitting in plain sight, eating swedish meatballs and building a fireplace. “Hello, friend”, said The Ghost, “Would you care for a swedish meatball? I’m building a fireplace, care to assist me?”
“Hello”, replied P. Morse Melonbells, “I’m unable to build fireplaces. I’m simply unable, so deal with it you selfish simpleton! The only reason I am in this area, is because I would like to borrow some trading cards, is this possible?”
“Why, no. I need my trading cards 24/7, as thy are my pride and joy”.
“AUGHHHH”.
“Indeed”.
The End
“The Host of All Things Crayfish”
One day a man named Senglious was going to his local Granary in order to steal the grain and sell it on the internet. On his way over he saw four Oak Trees. Now these trees were not just any trees, they were oak trees. Now these oak trees were quite grand seeing as they were very old. The Splendor! Once Senglious got to the granary he attempted to enter it. But seeing as this was not his granary and that he didn’t have permission to enter it this was not going to be an easy task. Senglious tried tossing small bags filled with marbles at the windows. This however, did nothing. Senglious then attempted to break the windows by standing on a chair and repeatedly shouting,”The Scented Cord! the Scented Glass!” This also unfortunately did nothing. Then Senglious ran full speed into the metal wall of the granary. He had broken through it. Once he was near the grain he remembered that he needed something to take his grain home in. He decided on filling his shoes with it and then proceeded on. He then began filling his shoes with grain. He then noticed approximately 4 witches sitting under the grain. One of them had a cauldron. He asked if he could have it to put the grain he was stealing in. The witch said, “I hold the cauldron.” He said,”Fine you tech savvy witch.” He then continued on filling his shoes with grain. One of the wiitches then informed him that they lived in the grain and they were called,”The Grain Witches of the Grassport Tapery.” Another witch then shouted,”I hold the CAULDRON!” Senglious told the witch he was nicknamed,”The Ivory Tuscan Monk of the Isle-Wight Brewery.” The witch then shouted,”Chase the foul beast out of our granary.” He then proceeded to run away from the witches that were chasing him out of the granary. He escaped 19 paces ahead of the witches and saw Cornelius Claude’s good friend Peteen. Senglious asked if Peteen would be his getaway car seeing as his other car had ceased existing. Peteen waved and drove off without Senglious. Senglious then saw a scooter. He hopped on and rode away with his grain filled shoes. Success!
THE END
“The Zombies of Cope-Da-Cope Cove.”
Out in Oklahoma, there is a thriving coastal town called Cope-Da-Cope. And the most famous beach in this city is Cope-Da-Cope Cove. And in this town of Cope-Da-Cope, lives a young man named Berry-Barry, however he often goes by his nickname, Geet. On this fine morning, Geet was going out to Cope-Da-Cope Cove to see if the stack of pickled beets he had put there the previous day were still unharmed.
When Geet entered the cove, there was a surprise waiting for him. A mule! “Oh boy!”, shouted Geet, and he rode off on the mule, forgetting completely about his previous beet arrangement. The next day he returned to the cove. And another surprise was waiting for him. Some cream! “Oh boy!”, shouted Geet, and he promptly ate the cream, forgetting completely about his previous beet arrangement. The next day he returned to the cove. And yet another surprise was waiting for him. Zombies!
The End
Happy Halloween